She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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