did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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