i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
why does every cop we meet know your name?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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