Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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