I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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