its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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