in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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