I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
That was before I lit my hair on fire
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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