I understand Curling. That high.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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