so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I had to cum in my sink.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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