Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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