Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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