Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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