Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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