There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Randomize
