margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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