I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
My day in three words: secret purse cake
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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