I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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