I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
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