what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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