were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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