ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I forgot wine drunk hurts
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize