We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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