The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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