nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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