But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize