Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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