I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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