He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Randomize
