That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
we have pet lesbian snakes
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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