My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I want a musical about memes.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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