I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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