he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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