She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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