lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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