i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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