So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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