It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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