We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
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