i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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