Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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