its not stalking. its research.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
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