Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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