Having a random hookup so left but love u
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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