if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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