Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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