escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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