can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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