Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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