Non-Jews are for practice
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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