Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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