this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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