He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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