He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
My ass is underappreciated
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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