Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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