It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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