I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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